dolphin-flogger

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

foldgers

To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.

Foldgers Theme: The best part of waking up... is a finger in your butt.

by mooke's zj July 1, 2011

foldgers

Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.

Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.

Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"

by Amanda Baaa December 7, 2006

Floigery

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.

Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris

by Willow Q. August 25, 2009

Dog Flogger

A person who enjoys masturbating dogs

"Steve ya dog flogger, how you going"

by Top Square January 25, 2019

flooger

v. flooger; floogering; Usually done in Lethoso

We went to Lethoso to Flooger

by Alex Johansen June 20, 2007