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mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008
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Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.
Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"
by Didgit$ June 29, 2016
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Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will
"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"
by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009
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waka-flockery

anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.
that new budget plan the republicans came up with is complete WAKA-FLOCKERY
by jbizthamc May 12, 2011
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fockey

starting words: field hockey
field minus "ield";
hockey minus "h".
then, "f"+"ockey"=
fockey.
and that's how field hockey becomes fockey.
Away message: at fockey practice from 3-5.
by SpecialPaper (also on Myspace) September 16, 2008
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Lauren Fluckey

The hottest person in Bemis JH. So confident, so smart, and so stinky. Enjoys stealing things from little children, and saying “pop it squish” in inappropriate situations.
Oh shit, it’s Lauren Fluckey! SCRAM!
by iLiveformuffincum September 28, 2021
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Fockey

An awesome group of girls who play field hockey. They often cult and are united by the love of the sport. A black man named joe makes sure their confidence doesnt get too high even though they are so awesome. Also has been ranked "the coolest team in the school" Teammates have been known to use the words Fock sh** up and Down to fock.
"Wow that girl is gnarly, she must be on fockey."

" I thought Samuel Jackson was the coolest person ever until i met the fockey team."
by Ohitsme. September 14, 2011
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