Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009

fooatch

The word is the combination of two other slang words,foo and beotch, the word is used when describing (usually a male) an individual who is acting like a fool and a bitch at the same time.

Hey Dave! Don't be a fooatch!

by Fooatch January 2, 2008

flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.

Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."

by heartfox December 5, 2009

Flatch

A person of foul odor.

Mr. Peet is a flatch

by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008

flotchel

(noun) one who engages in acts of flotchelism debauchery shenanigans

ok that guy last night was SUCH a flotchel

are you flotcheling around town?

by sparkleallday May 31, 2009

Flatchumidity

The high percentage of humidity that exists in the buttocks region/trousers soon after flatulance has occurred.

I have a stain in my shorts from the flatchumidity.

by Fart Smeller2 July 2, 2011

flotch

When a woman passes gas out of her anus and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

I thought I had to fart but it ended up as a flotch.

I will never wear those jeans again. I was flotching all night long.

by Elleicia March 19, 2008