flitch

Someone with no backbone or balls. Won't stand up for themselves and knows it. Someone who acts like they might have balls sometimes but when push comes to shove they back down and hand their unused and unwrapped balls over. AKA: a pussy
I can't believe you let Jen cheat on you AGAIN! Your such a flitch.
by Mike (not a flitch) November 11, 2005
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An act usually performed by gay men where one man sucks the sperm out of another man's ass. Typically performed in a threesome but some gay men have been known to retrieve their own sperm.
That gay guy just came from an orgy where he filtched some jizz out of his friends ass.
by toast455 June 21, 2005
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Im flitched because nothing is going my way, im stuck, cannot study or work, exhausted, worried, under the same roof with my expartner, angry, sad. and you coming at me with these things, you who i adore so much, just put the boot into me.
by Krkič May 08, 2020
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both partners must swallow a small new potato attached to a piece of string, as both partners climax, they pull the string hanging out of each others mouths, forcing each to puke on the other at the moment of climax. popular with golfers
They writher rythmically achieving orgasm simultaneously. as they came they flitched each other and covered themselves in vomit, they collapsed back into the bunker, satiated
by tony roqq March 13, 2003
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A mix of a flop and a bitch
Wow, he didn't sip the drank, what a flitch cuz 😊
by mac_ daddy October 21, 2020
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Flitch

T: The food is pretty good, but it would have been better if someone else made it.
M: You're such a flitch.
by Viracocha December 15, 2022
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The web-like skin between the thumb and forefinger.
Look at my flitch; it got a paper cut.”
by hunn1fruit December 19, 2024
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