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Flinging in the rain

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation in the shower
Steve woke up with a morning glory so took matters into his own hands in the shower and went flinging in the rain
by Spookyonion April 28, 2005
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Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006
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flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank
by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018
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flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.
1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)
by Ian Chode March 7, 2004
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Flinging Poop

"Joe was flinging poop when I told him I crashed his car"
by monkeymagic4 October 18, 2009
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poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.
Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.
by El Duderino August 27, 2006
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Flinging

Synonymous with talking; when two people have an intimate or flirting relationship but are not exclusively dating
"Jack and I have been flinging for a couple of weeks."
by Lang123 July 12, 2015
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