noun,
1. Workout-inspired selfie
2. Taking a photo of oneself before, during or post-workout; at the gym; while wearing gym clothes; while flexing
3. Shamelessly showing off your swole and toned self on social media
1. Workout-inspired selfie
2. Taking a photo of oneself before, during or post-workout; at the gym; while wearing gym clothes; while flexing
3. Shamelessly showing off your swole and toned self on social media
1. After my workout at Youfit Health Clubs, I was so swole I had to take a flexie to photograph my progress for all my peeps
2. I'm totally Instagraming that flexie! Double tap!
3. Check out my before and after flexie
2. I'm totally Instagraming that flexie! Double tap!
3. Check out my before and after flexie
by Youfit Health Clubs October 08, 2013
by McwordZ May 15, 2015
by yan the man February 16, 2015
Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.
Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.
Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.
Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
by LabMom January 21, 2010
1. Having ample muscle as to cause shirt to appear skin-tight
2. to cause jealousy among members of the same sex
2. to cause jealousy among members of the same sex
1. Goodness, looks like Big Flexy walkin there.
2. *spoken by male* Pfft. Look at that. I won't admit it, but he's Big Flexy.
2. *spoken by male* Pfft. Look at that. I won't admit it, but he's Big Flexy.
by Big Flexy April 04, 2003
"Babe I have never really been into morning sex but because you are so sexy in the morning, i really am now!" - "Oh baby you are such a good little flexi-shagger" AS 2018
by sage wolf August 13, 2018
n. (Flexee-cookie)
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Is a metephortic "cookie" which one "eats" in order to become more fun, easy-going and less stick-in-the-muddish.
When an uptight, wet-blanket is being difficult and others are becoming annoyed by their crappy antics they need to eat a Flexie-Cookie to get back to being awesome.
An imaginative cookie that helps you poop out that giant stick up your ass.
Fun Girl: Hey come outside! We're feeding each other cookie dough while jumping on the trampoline!
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
Stick-in-the-mud: No, I'm sitting in the car, that sounds annoying.
Fun Girl: Somebody needs to eat a flexi-cookie!
or
Fun Girl: We're going about 10 minutes late.
Katie P.: Uuuuugh. Come on I could have organized my monthly receipts in that time.
Fun Girl: Katie, do you need to eat a Flexie-Cookie?
by juggins mccrea and e-mcg March 10, 2009