pretty much a wanna be (normally a boy in his teenage or pre-teen years, trynna act rich with a lot of brand name stuff but cant afford the brand name stuff so then he has the off brand/ store brand stuff)
Jenna: Did you see that Rolex he was wearing! Holy Crap! He must be rich!
Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer
Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer
by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018
Get the fake flexermug. A Young'n (Little child probably mentally damaged) that plays fortnite so they can be accepted into the internet world. And Then Flexes (Shows off) that he/she/transexualquadrupal has won a game. This is there first win since being kicked out of the house. Don't flex fortnite this is why people are losing brain cells.
(Taquefa) Ay bob.
(bob) ay girl!
(Taquefa) Did you hear that Paton is a fortnite flexer?
(bob) Yea thats why his boyfreind/chicken nugget broke up with him.
(Taquefa) Good for it.
(bob) ay girl!
(Taquefa) Did you hear that Paton is a fortnite flexer?
(bob) Yea thats why his boyfreind/chicken nugget broke up with him.
(Taquefa) Good for it.
by Fortnite flexer February 6, 2018
Get the Fortnite Flexermug. A person (usually with a syndrome and no friends,) that thinks he/she is good at playing the ukulele, but actually sucks, and brings the uke to school and knows less than 10 chords, trying to show off.
River (to Josiah): Kyle is such a ukulele flexer.
Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad.
Kyle Sweeny: Hey!
Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.
Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad.
Kyle Sweeny: Hey!
Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.
by Flowers, Brandon February 8, 2018
Get the Ukulele Flexermug. A lonely wannabe hacker with no friends who keeps talking about using an obscure linux distro, thinkpads, fos software thinking he's really cool
"Why does Josh keep talking about linux, its driving me mad!"
"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"
"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"
by 9ay August 18, 2020
Get the cyber flexermug. A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"
by Fresh Timbs May 9, 2020
Get the shadow flexermug. A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme
Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times
Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times
Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop
by taylormckay07 November 21, 2018
Get the chronic flexermug. When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.
#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021
Get the Pokémon Flexermug.