by iam3toed April 01, 2011
A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.
Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."
Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."
Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"
* (sound of blowing nose)
Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."
Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"
* (sound of blowing nose)
Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
by Poops McPooperton March 29, 2009
An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.
by The Dean 88 November 02, 2009
When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009
He was completely overwhelmed after that flemish kiss
by Meeuw8869 July 03, 2018
Hosting or creating a role playing game on discord and either abandoning it at the start or mid way during the RP, calling an end to the RP way too early.
Frank released his Star wars succession server however ended up Going Flemish and abandoned it without a single turn. Sinaasappelsap ended his inter war role play early due to irl issues
by Gibbo the Gibbon April 16, 2024