Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

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Flemish Sea Captain

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009

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Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

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Flemish hitch-hiker

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.

"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"

by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009

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