Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

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Flemish Sea Captain

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009

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Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

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Flemish hitch-hiker

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.

"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"

by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009

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Going Flemish

Hosting or creating a role playing game on discord and either abandoning it at the start or mid way during the RP, calling an end to the RP way too early.

Frank released his Star wars succession server however ended up Going Flemish and abandoned it without a single turn. Sinaasappelsap ended his inter war role play early due to irl issues

by Gibbo the Gibbon April 16, 2024

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