Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

fleish

what kids do in the 954 instead of real activities. Ivolves any sort of psycho-active or depressent chemical abuse, as well as the after math of said chemicals. Also see vegitating .
May also be used in place of a sigh, to illustrate resent or disinterest.

Kid 1: DUUDE! i just got this awesome long board lets go shredddd
Kid 2: Don't bother me, I'm Fleishing.
Kid 1: fleish

by sneakysnyder August 14, 2011

freeish

Close to free, but not quite.

Bob's giving away freeish DVDs. They're a nickel each.

My wife and I just got separated. Finally I'm free. Well, freeish.

by IQpierce July 20, 2006

feleisha

Feleisha is a warm-hearted person who cares mostly about her family and making others happy. She is very intelligent and will stand up for herself and others whenever needed. When she sets a goal she is determined abd will never back down . She is drop dead gorgeous and is always going to be your go to gal and the person you will tell all your problems to without having to worry about her not actually caring. She has a hilarious laugh and aint afraid to use it. But all good things come with its imperfections. A feleisha will never stop talking! When you talk to her on the phone theres no end! I guarantee if you have a feleisha in your life you have the best life ever!

*phone rings*

Him: Who is it?
You:Feleisha!

Him: ohhh.... Talk to you in 5 hours!

by Chicken Nuggets 4 Life March 11, 2018

Flemish Cap

A ledge past the great banks, where fisherman catch swordfish, tuna, and other trophy fish.

When the Andria Gail when out it hit a bad storm and sank on its way home from the Flemish Cap.

by taburis January 6, 2009

Flemish Sea Captain

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009

Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009