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Flayrah

From Richard Adam's book Watership Down - it's a word that's part of the rabbit language Lapine - it means any exceptional food to rabbits, such as lettuces, carrots, etc.
The rabbits brought back flayrah from the farmer's garden.
by Delphyne Lilith June 21, 2011
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Flea Nasser

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.
Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser
by OppositeOfFleaNasser April 3, 2022
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Flea Market Feeling

When you have had your fun but are ready to leave. Referring to that distinct feeling one gets after about 30-45 minutes at the local flea market on a Saturday afternoon.
This concert was pretty cool but I gotta admit I'm getting that flea market feeling. Let's bail.
by doodieholmes February 21, 2015
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Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”
by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023
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Fleabagging

To serially date people who just aren’t good for you.
Seriously??? Are you really fleabagging it with John??
by Rocks2875 January 21, 2020
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Flear

An unexpected Flick in the Ear, usually from behind

Can very painfull if done at the right angle, has been known to ruin days, revenge is usually a necesity after one has recieved a Flear
Chuck: F***! that hurt
Dick: what happened?
Chuck: that mofo just gave me a Flear
by ryanjof'sho December 27, 2008
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Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.
Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."
by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021
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