Flabbert

Adj. Non-Stick; opposite of sticky

This new pan is Teflon coated and therefore Flabbert.

I thought the ball would be sticky, but instead, it was Flabbert.

by Louis011234 July 24, 2021

Flabbert

The opposite if sticky; non- sticky

This new pan is Teflon coated and therefore it is flabbert.

This ball seems like it would be sticky, but it is totally flabbert.

by Bumble 🐝 October 20, 2021

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

flabbertygasted

a state of udder whore and disbelief

That bitch lesley69 bohemian tried to run me over with her tractor; it made me so flabbertygasted!

by Lil Ol' Linds February 16, 2004

Flabbertastic

While lusting upon Flab that escalates to a whole new level that is then to be described, leads to flabbertastic.

Ben is so, just, like, fatter than average i guess.

Yeah, his life is just, flabbertastic.

by B Nappy May 10, 2007

Flabbertestical

A flabbertestical is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. Flabbertesticals are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person's eyes in the process. Flabbertesticals have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn't.

-DUUDE, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A FLABBERTESTICAL SHE SHOULD COVER UP
-I KNOW BRO, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A FLABBERTESTICAL

by JoeMamaSoFresh January 15, 2011

Flambert

an adjective used to describe someone who is acting in a petty manner

Camryn was being very flambert today in math class.

by maaGODgodly child March 7, 2017