Flavor-blasted

When a man is getting head and doesn't warn the girl before he cums so it shoots her in the face.

"I didn't have time to tell her I was about to cum so I flavor-blasted that face."

by HeremySnuu December 9, 2020

flavor blasted

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

Flavor Blaster

A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner

Their is nothing that matches a night with a Flavor Blaster, Damn was it messy...

by TimsterThePimpster June 19, 2018

flavor blasting

when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)

“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”

by skymshea August 26, 2021

Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.

The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom

by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022

Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023