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Flathead

A term used to describe a person who lives "on the edge" and is very wild. The term came from Michael Flatley, who invented the Riverdance Irish Dance ensemble. "Flathead" was used to describe his fans who were very wild and crazy and the term grew from there...
Bill: This flathead I went out with last night was just too wild for my taste...
by Solar and Lunar May 28, 2007
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Flatheads

The term Walmart employees use to describe the difference between a wing and a drummie when ordering chicken wings.
Customer: " Can I get an order of chicken wings?"
Walmart Employee: "Do you mean the flatheads or the drummies?"
by daskjghrg September 19, 2016
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flat-headed

slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.
I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.
by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007
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Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime
*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂
by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019
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Flathead

A white male who wears a flat-rimmed hat and is exceedingly stupid. Typically travel in posses and hang out with bumblebitches. You know a flathead is not going anywhere in life.
Why can't the library leave the Calculus books outside when they lock it up?

Because someone would steal them.

What would a flathead do with Calc book?
by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013
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flathered

I am so flathered.
by ez street man May 18, 2009
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Flathead

when the back of your head becomes fat after a night of head banging against the headboard of a bed or wall.
i woke up this morning with the worst flathead dave drove me hard last night
by a-wall9 October 16, 2009
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