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Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.
He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.
by the juggler November 20, 2013
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flat top drop

It's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop. When a woman is laying on her back and the other woman places her vagina on that woman's face.
by DErekd March 6, 2014
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flattocks

Describes someone with flat butt.
A person with flat rear end is an example of someone with flattocks.
by Sea Saw December 29, 2008
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Fattopia

"Fattopia" refers to a country, land or nation that consists solely or majoritarily of fat people and/or characters. It contains large amounts of food and is usually bountiful.

The term can be used sarcasitcally, to denote a country whose population is obese, or is linked with cheap, fast food.
Woah! We're in Fattopia!
by funny rumguy December 5, 2020
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flattypatty.cos

Best cosplayer on tiktok and hottest person at their school😳
Person 1: "Are you following @flattypatty.cos on tiktok?"
Person 2: "omg yea the person who has the best cosplays ever?"
Person 1: "yea"
by Bonnie_v14 April 2, 2021
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silver dollar flat top

A flat top haircut in which a bald spot resides on top.
“That old man has a silver dollar flat top
by Teitorbig February 5, 2021
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flaptop

a promiscuous nerd, slutty brain box,etc etc
"i tapped that chick in extension maths"...
"really, me too" "hey so did i"..."what a flaptop"
by <3 TORI January 15, 2009
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