-verb. When you are blind to the fact that a female is, in fact, a grenade and deaf to your friends telling you she is.
Conor, that 'nade is flash banging the shit out of you. Stop dancing with her!
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...
by AugieDoggie9 February 24, 2011
an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.
son: what is considered rape nowadays?
father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.
by Sexydimma August 20, 2012
taking a axe bottle of body spray and stabing it open with a sharp object then throwing it to an area of people and they will get bombed by axes shitty smell.
the other day I flash banged Xavier while he was taking a poo then held the door so he couldn't get out
by team awesome'o March 12, 2011
When you are masturbating to the point BEFORE the climax, then when a girl comes into the room you pull down her pants and stick your penis inside her pussy. Since you were about to reach your climax, you end up having an orgasm in her vagina.
*guys sticks his penis into girl's vagina without her consent and has a flash bang*
Girl: How did you have an orgasm one second after raping me?
Guy: I was masturbating before and I just had a flash bang.
Girl: How did you have an orgasm one second after raping me?
Guy: I was masturbating before and I just had a flash bang.
by Mescoa December 04, 2008
When the drunk bitch at the bar comes up to you while you're conversating with possible bone down. And ends up scattering everyone away and leaves you stranded without ass.
by j.plumb April 10, 2008
When your girlfriend or wife is waxing her vaginall pubic hairs, you procede to bang her in the asshole.
by Aliendest November 20, 2011
by bexallot May 18, 2015