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flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.
We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!
by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011
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flabulate

The act of a woman shaking her ass.
"Did you see that bitch on Jerry Spring? She was dancing and making her ass falbulate!"
by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005
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Flatulator

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008
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self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009
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Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
by the emo clan. October 20, 2008
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flatulatas

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003
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Flatulatory

1) Adjective; something that is of a Flatulent Nature. Odor emitting.
2) Nimrodical use/tense of the word "Flatulence".
Christy embrangled her co-workers with her Flatutory prowess.
by Lucky Skunk January 6, 2005
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