Ass flap

1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.

"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"

by 1911a1 September 5, 2008

ass flap

A piece of cloth (usually a dark color, most likely black) with a logo or picture of a band on it that hangs over a "punk" persons ass, therefore supposedly showing their undying gratitude for the band. Can also be worn over frontal region, in which it is called a "cock flap", even on females.

1Dude, look at that wannabe punk rocker! He's wearing an ass flap!
2Yeah, and a cock flap too!
1What a tard.

by BentBackTulips January 2, 2009

Ass-flap

A tag of skin on the anus sometimes left behind by a resolved ass-grape.

Her ass-flap was a sign that she was predisposed to ass-grapes, but I sodomized her anyway.

by UberCyberBeast August 1, 2008

ass flaps

The skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus.

That sucks ass flaps.

by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

A really weird word for the name Jack.

hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.

by dafhadf December 9, 2008

Ass Flaps

Round pleather straps that resemble horse chaps that accentuate ass flappyness.

Check out those ass flaps on Paul Martin.

by ******.........********* May 26, 2015