Fagdance

To argue pointlessly with somone whose opinion you neither value nor respect and whose mind you cannot change. Often typified by juvenile insults, recourses to semantic arguments, and abject reductionism.

I'm in a huge Portal of Evil fagdance with a Freeper troll.

by Slagathor March 3, 2004

LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!

"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"

by Klynchwich October 28, 2008

Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse

She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".

by Jtrigger April 22, 2011

Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.

Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.

by JA88 November 12, 2010

Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.

I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.

by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009

flapface

A person who has a vagina for a face

Usually goes by the name jenny, is a chronic alcoholic and has ambitions to teach kids

That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars

by mcattack April 28, 2008

Flapface

A person who has a vagina for a face...

usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.

That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars

by mcattack April 30, 2008