Flapjacked

A variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which constitutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to

That wasnt just pwnage, he's been flapjacked!

by =ID= July 8, 2009

Flapjacker

When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.

Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.

by MoonlightXxx July 22, 2021

Flapjacked

The act of putting ones pussy lips on anothers forehead

Man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.

by DamioNIN October 21, 2013

Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017

flapjacked

When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.

*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.

by SpartanCinema March 25, 2016

flapjacket

a slang term for vagina

ian: dude, remember that girl from my little brother's birthday party? i saw her flapjacket!

eric: i envy you, you're such a sexbeast.

by e*rex January 13, 2004

Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.

I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

by Peter McFucknuckles March 1, 2007