flannied

Used to describe a person who is so incredibly drunk that they end up falling asleep in a wide variety of places. Places can be, but are not limited to, couches, dryers, suitcases, hotel floors, people, doorways, and small crevices between beds and walls.

Yo, you were so flannied last night that before you passed out you screamed you were the pussy demolisher

by Nan777 October 1, 2015

Flannel Season

It is the time of the year during which it is acceptable to wear flannel (ex. - don't wear white after Labor Day). Flannel Season begins October 16th and runs through March 16th (the day before St. Patty's Day). However, this rule can be overridden if it is below 50F during the time that the flannel will be worn.

I can't wait for fall to get here because then flannel season will be right around the corner.

by KPfeff June 24, 2012

Flanneling Out

"Flanneling Out" When one vomits on ones self at a social gathering or public space then tries to conceal it from his/hers friends to avoid embarrassment

Jake: Hey Paul I think Ryan has been sick on himself, i can see it seping through his t-shirt
Ben: yeah man he's completly Flanneling Out

*Ryan breaks into tears*

by guttedryan December 10, 2009

fannie may

A classy-sounding way to refer to your anus.
The term comes from the Chicago-based chocolate company, Fannie May, because both need to make fudge every day and in a large variety.

After eating Indian food, I had fudge coming out of my fannie may like crazy.

by Chicago Trash April 18, 2017

Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

by troysareus February 19, 2011

yellow flannel

Something really good, which vote is like 10/10. It comes from the habit of YouTube music reviewer Anthony Fantano (theneedledrop) to wear a yellow flannel shirt every time he gives an album a 10.

Boy 1: mmh that girl juicy, it's a 10 for me
Boy 2: ikr, yellow flannel for me too

by 0Bli0 October 13, 2019

Two Fannies

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!

That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.

by Spunky Monkey August 12, 2007