tijuana flamethrower

When you eat spicy food and your b-hole gets burned while shitting it out.

Don't get the jalapeño burrito or you'll end up with a Tijuana flamethrower.

by Kakarot2768 February 11, 2014

Swedish Flamethrower

When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.

John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.

by r3c0n p07aTo March 20, 2010

flamethrower

a bouncer at a gay bar

gay guy 1:hey did you guys get into that new club the toolbox last night gay guy 2:no silly buns the flamethrower would not let us in

by jacob tweedy December 17, 2008

flamethrower

a type of fart that when released heats your pants to such a high tempurature you must sit up or move to the side at a 45 degree angle to provide a means of cooling. the fart is usauly so hot that the victim can detect the sudden tempurature change especial if they breath it in, in some cases it remains superheated for 30 seconds or more. any fart like this is always silent and almost 100% garenteed to smell so bad it will clear out a room. first timers are always caught red handed because they cannot belive how smelly it is so they laugh or get overexcited. if it happens remain calm and try not to laugh, if there is people in the room it is best to leave no mater how much you want to see there reactions fast and un noticable because in seconds they will all smell it seamingly at the same time and rapidly leave gagging or cursing. the victim will not laugh but get mad because the fart is so unfathomably smelly and disgusting. if your caught they will ridicule you or try to explain why that was rude. the proper place to discharge this fart is outside or in an extreamly crowded room because nobody will ever know who did it and they wil be forced to smell it because the doors can only handle so much people trying to escape the rancid odor. this fart is the main component of a real dutch oven.

guy1. sssssssssssssssss (flamethrower!!!)
guy2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy1. MUHAHAhahaaaaaa!!!
guy2. YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU KNOW THAT.
guy1. tehehe, oops i did it again!!!

by BEASTMASTER8000 May 23, 2010

Flamethrower Ass

When you have diarreah or rocket ass so bad you actually heat up the bowl or surrounding area with the fumes and the force of your ass exploding out gas and sewage in a violent manner.

Dude, i shouldn't have eaten that hot dog from that food stand last night, i've got major flamethrower ass today.

by shooooteh February 4, 2005

anal flamethrower

When you are fucking someone in the ass and want to take things to a whole new level, you attempt this death defying sexual stunt. First things first, it is always best to be prepared in advanced because this is not something you can do spur of the moment, unless you randomly have propane or ethanol lying around. Once you've obtained propane and a lighter you are now ready to get intimate and become a dare devil. So, you are fucking a someone in the ass until the person tells you that they need to fart. Once you've reached this point you quickly grab the propane or ethanol and pour some into their enlarged asshole. You tell the person to let the propane or ethanol to sit in their asshole for a second while you grab the lighter. Once you have the lighter, you light it, stand to the side of the person, place it next to their asshole, and have them fart. This will cause the person to create an anal flamethrower. After you've done that you continue to fuck them in the ass because their asshole will be nice and hot and easy to maneuver in and out of, making the experience much more pleasurable.

I'm dating a thrill seeker, and we decided that we finally wanted to take our hobby into the bedroom, so I gave them an anal flamethrower.

by Sluttypumpkin November 30, 2014

flamethrower

1)weapons that utilize liquid fire as a method of killing.
2)rather sad indviduals who spend there time on the net typing inane babble abought how everyone else are 'pussy fags' in capital letters in a pathetic attempt to pretend to be badass.

1)my granddad was a flamerthrower soldier in the second world war.
2)
nIgGerBaByKILla666:U GOTHS R LAMASS LIBERAL FAXXORS
steve:oh god a flamethrower
nIgGerBaByKILla666: STFU FAG OR ILL FUCK U UP
steve:how? you don't know were i live or who i am.

by zombiejack June 19, 2004