The Flabbinator

This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a super fat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...

"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signal shines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"

by Thatguyinyourshed. April 25, 2017

Flailing

1) To begin a, sometimes random and usually pointless task/project, with the full determination and intensity of perfection and completion. When high on crystal meth.
2) Spending an obscene amount of time on a task/project that usually would take no time at all to complete and/or would seem meaningless/pointless to someone else. When high on crystal meth
3) To answer someones question but not fully explaining what one was doing for a long period of time. When high on crystal meth
4) When going through a bin/basket/container full of anything to find what you are looking for; or for nothing in particular in hopes to find something useful. When high on crystal meth

1a) He was flailing with duct-tape and made a pouch to hold Q-Tips in.
1b) I spent all night flailing on the computer coming up with these definitions. (Hardly pointless)
2) John was flailing for 5 hours making something to hold up a book while he typed, even though he has a book holder.
3) "Holy crap, where were you for the last 3 hours?"
"I was flailing....well it sort of turned into a side-flail"
4) I found a box full of random cords and started flailing through it looking for something that might come in handy.

by Fez6911 May 28, 2010

flubbing

The act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person.

"flubbing - to find a fold and fuck it"

Probably from 'flubber' - flab + blubber

"Oh God! He's off flubbing with that buttertroll from before isn't he?"

"He suffocated while attempting to flub her back-tits"

by UrbanVoodoo September 24, 2009

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

flayler flaylington

Someone who injects methamphetamine and cant handle the high. Non-stop twist-a-flexing. Straight twacked out!

That person is too high on Meth, he's a flayler flaylington!

by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer October 27, 2018

free-flubbing

When a big girls pants are ripped on the inside thigh area and the fat bulges out of the rip. The boyfriend (or girlfriend) then gently slaps the bulge of fat back and forth which is the act of free-flubbing.

This word was actually created by my babe, who is a large woman, who is very comfortable with herself and makes me feel comfortable with her. Free-flubbing is not a sexual act as much as it is an act that shares a sense of freedom and closeness between two consenting adults. Not at all thought of as something to ridicule a large person.

Today when my babe slid into the seat of my car, I heard her pants rip and saw a big piece of flab sticking out of the hole. Being very confident in herself, she took my hand and slapped it back and forth against the bulge of fat, turning me on to my first experience in what she calls free-flubbing.

by Kid Blue April 18, 2022

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008