Flabbernats

Another word for sandals (a type of footwear)

"I bought new beach flabbernats the other day"

"My flabbernats are bugging my feet"

by Eleanor Moosejaw October 1, 2006

flabbergasted

completely shocking,with a hint of sarcasm!!

Ohh my God i am flabbergasted

by elyce McHugh April 26, 2005

Flabbenate

What overweight people do to procreate.

"He's flabbenating her fat ass!"

by The Wiseguy July 30, 2003

flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021

flabbergasted

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart

who just flabbergasted?

by 572389420394283 July 28, 2011

Flabbergasted

When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.

Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.

by asadmoon October 23, 2008