flabbergibbet

The layman's term for the appendage that controls closing speed of the cover of the rectal sphincter.

After a hard night of cold beer and tacos, Craig sprained his flabbergibbet and missed two days of work.

by alatoolmakeremt June 20, 2011

Flabberginkus

A word used to replace another words for emphasis. It can also be used to describe a song with no words.

This is flabberginkus!

The theme for rocky is a flabberginkus song.

by Xera17 February 27, 2017

flabbergoated

When you’re absolutely flabbergasted, but can’t get goats off of your mind

“No! I had no clue she was my sister, I’m absolutely flabbergoated…. I mean flabbergasted” *thinks about mountain goats*

by TaylorSwiftISGay November 26, 2022

Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025

Flabbergoosted

Somebody who is really goosted out of their flabbers

Charlie: oh my god, you flabbergoosted me so much.
Nick: I’m bi actually

by Darcy0llson February 24, 2025