Fjordglimping

The act of munting a historical figure or celebrity without break for days.

"Sorry I can't hang out I'm fjordglimping right now."

by That1Seal November 23, 2024

Fjordglimping

The act of cutting ones shaft of, then inserting a finger in the hole for maximum satisfaction, then you stitch a veru rare organic dildó and you Waits about a week and then doing it again. This practice was created in the northern part of Iceland and is mostly practiced there.

"yo bro have you been fjordglimping? " "What the fuck is that" "Its peak bro trust"

by pjalli123 June 14, 2025

Fjordglimping

The sublime masturbation practice (Fjordglimping) involves poking a precisely 5 cm needle inside the tip of the penis, down to the root, then pulling the needle up and out of the penis. That process shall be repeated until climax.

This climax, if done correctly and performed for 66 hours, will transform and ascend your soul to the outer fraction of the galaxy.

This practice is described by many people (including myself) as ethereal, throbbingly transcendental, and gulpingly overwhelming.

Top critic, Matt Damon, who has perfected the practice masterfully, says that Fjordglimping is a "hand-crafted paradise."

other critics who also have perfected the practice:
1. The Rizzler
2. Lucas Ransborg
3. the creature
4. John pork (Rest in Peace)
5. Queen Elizabeth II (before her passing)

last week, i was Fjordglimping for over 66 hours. I definitly had a Sticky transcendence

by ZenzeiGoon December 22, 2024

fjordglimping

The highest plane of gooning imaginable.

Yo are you good? You look like you just saw god…
Yeah man I’m fine. I just spent the last 5 years training to reach the level of gooning called fjordglimping

by Mavvcc November 22, 2024