by KaffeMannen November 26, 2024
Get the Fjordglimping mug.The sublime masturbation practice (Fjordglimping) involves poking a precisely 5 cm needle inside the tip of the penis, down to the root, then pulling the needle up and out of the penis. That process shall be repeated until climax.
This climax, if done correctly and performed for 66 hours, will transform and ascend your soul to the outer fraction of the galaxy.
This practice is described by many people (including myself) as ethereal, throbbingly transcendental, and gulpingly overwhelming.
Top critic, Matt Damon, who has perfected the practice masterfully, says that Fjordglimping is a "hand-crafted paradise."
other critics who also have perfected the practice:
1. The Rizzler
2. Lucas Ransborg
3. the creature
4. John pork (Rest in Peace)
5. Queen Elizabeth II (before her passing)
This climax, if done correctly and performed for 66 hours, will transform and ascend your soul to the outer fraction of the galaxy.
This practice is described by many people (including myself) as ethereal, throbbingly transcendental, and gulpingly overwhelming.
Top critic, Matt Damon, who has perfected the practice masterfully, says that Fjordglimping is a "hand-crafted paradise."
other critics who also have perfected the practice:
1. The Rizzler
2. Lucas Ransborg
3. the creature
4. John pork (Rest in Peace)
5. Queen Elizabeth II (before her passing)
by ZenzeiGoon December 22, 2024
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Yeah man I’m fine. I just spent the last 5 years training to reach the level of gooning called fjordglimping
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