ryan fitzpatrick

the act of throwing 6 interceptions in one football game

Damn, Dak Prescott really Ryan Fitzpatricked that game yesterday against the Giants.

by EvilRobloxianMwhaha November 28, 2016

Fitzpatrick Effect

The act of using a hard surface to amplify the sound of your farts.

Dude, I just used that chair to make my fart so much louder.
-That's totally the Fitzpatrick Effect at work.

by hellobatmankitty123 January 27, 2013

Maria Fitzpatrick

An insensitive cunt who also has a lot of trouble acknowledging and expressing her own feelings.
Her only hobby is looking at memes, typically dark ones.

Shaquin: Anyone seen Maria Fitzpatrick??
Keeflin: Last saw her watching Gordon Ramsey memes
Faquesha: Yeah, she just called me a Gordon-Ramsey-Looking-Cunt....???

by ilovehitlerhe'smydad February 12, 2018

reece fitzpatrick

a dumb iRish fag who should DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuCking gay bollock sucker
bare dumb
if you Know him your lifE must suck
eveRyone hates him
hes so sTupId
fucKing skank
hes not funny and hEs gay G A Y GAY GAY GAY GAY
btw YouR a CunT

me: oh look theres reece fitzpatrick
hitman: *shoots*
me: *cheers*

by YOUR MUM CUNT August 6, 2011

Fitzpatricide

A term used by Fred Benson (b. August 16, 1969) for 7-foot Caucausian Americans who dominates the other team in basketball games. It was used when Benson was playing his tabletop sports simulation games, as a 7-foot red-headed fictional basketball player named Philip Fitzpatrick was the focal point of replays of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Milwaukee Bucks. Even though Fitzpatrick is a made-up character, Fitzpatricide means that 7-foot white guys can still ball with the rest of 'em.

There was a Fitzpatricide that took place at the Bradley Center last night as Philip Fitzpatrick murdered the Lakers last night with 30 points, 19 rebounds and 6 blocks as the Bucks beat L.A. 108-102 in overtime last night.

by Fred Benson January 24, 2009

Maddie Fitzpatrick

Played by Ashley Tisdale She is The "Poor" Candy Counter Girl in The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody

Dylan: What's That Girls First Name?
London: You Mean Maddie?
Dylan: OK What's Her Last Name?
London: I Think It's Fitzpatrick
Dylan : Ok Maddie Fitzpatrick Got It Thanks!
London NP!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 30, 2008

seamus davey fitzpatrick

Look this kid up dead ass you will shit yourself.

Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.

by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014