dick fixture

One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.

"Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings"

by dinomite April 8, 2004

ficture

A fictitious picture

This month's cover of Us magazine is definitely a ficture.

by Jennifer Mattson January 29, 2007

ficture

A picture that is misleading, edited, or staged, so it shows something which did not actually happen, or which happened in a different way than is being claimed.

When my dad showed the insurance adjuster the fictures of the fire damage, you could almost see the gas can in one of them.

Al: I thought I saw those two chicks making out somewheres.
Jeff: No, that was just a ficture I posted.

by Jmz from SFL September 22, 2009

Fixtures man

A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:

'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'

'Like theeeeeeeeeese'

Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever.

by Bababbaba January 1, 2005

Fitteren

Fitness world

skal vi mødes i fitteren kl. 16?
Nej, jeg var oppe i fitteren for 1 time siden

by Emily Er Min gud 4100 March 14, 2016

ficture

noun. A facebook picture.

Jen: NYC was amazing.
Jade: Ye, I saw the fictures.

by frebontheweb October 19, 2010

ficture

A photograph of a hand drawn picture.

At school the children learn by examining fictures.

by Jeremy Hurst November 4, 2003