fitmarker

When a person freaks out when they don't get a kill in a Call of Duty game. They instead get a "hit marker" and proceed to rage with much profanity at a very high voice while crying because they really wanted that cool final kill-cam that would earn them the desperately needed friends that value the pointless skill found in playing video games.

Kid playing Call of Duty:
OH MY FUCKIN, HOLLY SHIT I FUCKIN, MAN FUCK! DUDE I ALWAYS GET HITMARKERS! I HATE THIS GAME!
Friend watching:
Dude, have a fitmarker, for a second there I thought you were going throw your TV out the window. Luckily you only threw the xbox. I can have your Halo 3 now, right?
Kid with very red face:
*silence*
Friend:
What? You wont be playing it now that your box is ruined.

by I, Nobody August 13, 2010

Fistmas

Fistmas is the celebration of the birth of fisting. It is very common to see popcorn strung and bloody fists hanging on the fistmas tree. The jews call it fistivus. This is an 8 day fisting holiday!

Merry Fistmas Charlie Brown!

by Neato August 19, 2007

Fitzmas

Celebrated every year on December 26th, it is a time where people gather to celebrate the birth of anyone bearing in name the prefix "Fitz". The literal translation derives from the Spanish word "más" to mean "More Fitz"

That Mr. Fitzgerald is awesome and for Fitzmas this year I'm going to give thanks for him and hope that I can enjoy more amazing people like him.

by FischingForKnowledge December 22, 2020

Fimaster

One who has control of the Fi's; Matt Walker

Look at the Fimaster assemble his army of Fi's!!!

by Nilats April 23, 2003

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

fitas

Pronounced feet-as. Something or someone desirable, or just downright amazing. Anyone who uses the word becomes fitas themselves, automatically.

Did you just see those two dance? Fitas!

by waltos10 December 25, 2011

merry fistmas

a joyous greeting during holiday seasons to avoid being politically 'incorrect' and/offending people.

dunnock never cared for traditional holidays like valentines day or christmas. emo boys like to be 'different' so he came up with the phrase 'Merry Fistmas!'

by kelly a h November 30, 2005