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fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."
by dgro September 21, 2006
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Fish and chip

Shove some chips into your girls fishy coochie (make sure it’s unwashed for 3 days atleast) crumble them whilst fingering her (preferably the glock technique) and then eat her out and make sure to swallow her fish particles and chips :)
I ate my girl out in a whole new way and it was like fish and chips
by loldont@me February 25, 2020
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chavs' slang for a fit bird.
by freddd July 20, 2008
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An unbelievably common meal, eaten regularly by people in Australia and New Zealand.
Fish and Chip Shop's are probably the most common business establishment in these 2 nations.
Absolutely delicious. We make it better than anywhere in the world.
"In the 70s - 80's, an Aussie's idea of going out for dinner waz the family eating fish and chips in the car."
by Diego August 26, 2003
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when a girls pussy smells like fish and its crusty
"hey dez, ed told me your vagina was like fish and chips".
by victor May 13, 2005
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A bad poker player who's on a lucky streak.
Don't be fooled by the size of his stack, it's fish and chips.
by Bill gronos June 27, 2006
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a pussy that is so crusty and nasty
fish= pussy chips= crusty nasty scabby
dezaray lapeyair
so nasty
by dustin greenwood May 13, 2005
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