fish dick

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.

" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"

by erin November 23, 2004

fish dicking

The group act of, well putting your dick in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. An activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going "fishing". Fish dicking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. Fish dickers like talking about fishing trips all the time, and generally drop bank on fish stuff. People who fish dick are constantly blowing off doing cool things such as going to the bar to find bitches, or attending a crunk ass show. Instead of doing something cool fish dickers are always insisting that they have to go fishing instead.

Guy 1 "It's tuesday night let's go to Maxx's and hit on college girls!"
Guy 2 " Can't go tonight, have to go fishing on Saturday.."
Guy 1 " More like going fish dicking.."

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015

fish dick

A person that comes from Portsmouth. 'Skates' as they are more widely called, can't get real women and therefore resort to having sex with fish, jence the name Skates. Afterwards, they have a fish dick.

Check out the skate over there, I bet he has a minging fish dick.

by sausage fingers November 10, 2008

fish dick

a dick that looks like a fish

stacy: he has a fish dick but i still fucked him because im a huge slag

by fish_penis December 24, 2016

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006