fish dick 

A person that comes from Portsmouth. 'Skates' as they are more widely called, can't get real women and therefore resort to having sex with fish, jence the name Skates. Afterwards, they have a fish dick.

Check out the skate over there, I bet he has a minging fish dick.

fish dick by sausage fingers November 10, 2008

fish dick 

a dick that looks like a fish

stacy: he has a fish dick but i still fucked him because im a huge slag

fish dick by fish_penis December 24, 2016

Fish Dick 

When a guy sticks his dick in a woman on her period.

Girl: What's that smell?
guy: *Pulls out*
girl: You have a fish dick.

Fish Dick by CUDDL3S November 13, 2016

Dick Fish 

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

Dick Fish by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006

dick fish 

A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.

Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?

Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH

dick fish by TimHdaman August 27, 2009

Dick fish 

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap

Lanny is a dick fish.

Dick fish by Shogun123 October 2, 2015

Dick Fish 

A person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. A constant attachment of a penis to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.

That bitch is such a dick fish!

Dude stop being such a dick fish.

I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.

Dick Fish by meekosis March 2, 2011