Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
by McHesp September 16, 2017
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Recently, someone used this as an insult, and it has been blowing up in the tumblr warrior's fandom ever since.
Recently, someone used this as an insult, and it has been blowing up in the tumblr warrior's fandom ever since.
Fangirl1: Haha, Firestar is such a Firetard. Firetard and Gaystripe bitches!
Fangirl2: OMFG YOU DIDN'T! SO OFFENSIVE. RAGE!
Fangirl1: Oops, just misspelled Firestar! My bad.
Fangirl2+rest of fandom: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU OFFENSIVE INSENSITIVE POOPYHEAD! LEAVE TUMBLR NOOOW
Fangirl2: OMFG YOU DIDN'T! SO OFFENSIVE. RAGE!
Fangirl1: Oops, just misspelled Firestar! My bad.
Fangirl2+rest of fandom: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU OFFENSIVE INSENSITIVE POOPYHEAD! LEAVE TUMBLR NOOOW
by Random~Furry December 24, 2013
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I can’t deal with you firetards
by Opotteh December 9, 2022
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