firehosed

When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.

Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!

by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014

Firehoser

A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".

Go ahead. Post it. We're all firehosers here.

by Mister Andre April 13, 2017

Firehose it

Peeing over the top of one's waistband rather than through the zipper, using the penis like a hose. Usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.

Nick: Hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself

by mr_t January 1, 2015

Firehosing

The feeling when you know you will have a liquid shit. As you sit down on the toilet it is already starting to come out and the longer it goes the better you feel, spraying out with such force you could put out a fire.

After eating those spicy wings I was firehosing in the bathroom!

by Ryebird April 2, 2015

Firehosing

when a guy pees in a hurry and forces the urine out faster than the normal pace it would flow at. usually in an attempt to quicken a trip to the bathroom or because of an unbelievable and urgent need to piss.

Dude, I had to walk home from school in the rain. As soon as I got through the bathroom door, I was firehosing like a motherfucker.

by vikeaio January 12, 2011

firehose

The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.

I firehosed Nico's mum last night it was hilarious.

by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009

Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007