Definitions by mr_t
Firehose it
Peeing over the top of one's waistband rather than through the zipper, using the penis like a hose. Usually done at a time of rush leading to a high pressure relief, thus the fire hose.
Nick: Hey man, did you make it to the bathroom in time?
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself
John: Yeah dude but I was wearing these stupid button up jeans so I had to firehose it so I didnt piss myself
Firehose it by mr_t January 1, 2015
Marksburied
This is when you don't come into work at all, or come and go as you please. Often using excuses like "I am sick" or "Dude, I had a girl in my office listening to my cool music. How was I supposed to work?"
Person 1: Where is Mike?
Person 2: That hoser marksburied today, so he may be in after lunch. Personally, I dont think he's sick, but probably is out taking pictures to send to everyone that no one cares about.
Person 2: That hoser marksburied today, so he may be in after lunch. Personally, I dont think he's sick, but probably is out taking pictures to send to everyone that no one cares about.
Marksburied by Mr_T May 14, 2004
cbc
Meaning to be the worst possible type of person. The definition stems from a hairy chinned girl that likes crazy things like having her boyfriend tape her while she does it with another guy, and then asks..."Is that weird"