When a redneck decides to misuse any kind of flammable component which then leads to self-incinerating
Jethro wanted to impress his hot cousin by juggling containers filled with gasoline, however, he forgot to take his lit cigarette out of his mouth. Jethro then became clumsy with the juggling and a container bursted open and made direct contact to the cigarette causing a huge fire all over his body. He is now listed as a Firecracker. Meanwhile, the redneck cousin was quite impressed.
by KC MasterBeast July 5, 2011
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When a girl is on her period, she takes a condom and fills it up with her blood. When the condom is filled with blood, she freezes it. When the blood has been frozen, she removes it and uses it for masturbation.
If she eats the frozen blood when she's finished, then this is called a spicy tamale.
If she eats the frozen blood when she's finished, then this is called a spicy tamale.
My girlfriend was being really bitchy to me while she was on her period, so I told her that she should make herself a firecracker to cheer herself up.
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