Firecracker

When a redneck decides to misuse any kind of flammable component which then leads to self-incinerating
Jethro wanted to impress his hot cousin by juggling containers filled with gasoline, however, he forgot to take his lit cigarette out of his mouth. Jethro then became clumsy with the juggling and a container bursted open and made direct contact to the cigarette causing a huge fire all over his body. He is now listed as a Firecracker. Meanwhile, the redneck cousin was quite impressed.
by KC MasterBeast July 04, 2011
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Firecracker

A small explosive generally used by really stupid people
We had a blast playing with firecrackers- until someone got hurt
by Name removed by the NSA November 16, 2013
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Firecracker

When a girl is on her period, she takes a condom and fills it up with her blood. When the condom is filled with blood, she freezes it. When the blood has been frozen, she removes it and uses it for masturbation.

If she eats the frozen blood when she's finished, then this is called a spicy tamale.
My girlfriend was being really bitchy to me while she was on her period, so I told her that she should make herself a firecracker to cheer herself up.
by Mordecai Xenophilius 9000 January 29, 2010
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The act of putting a firecracker in ones penis and then sticking it in his spouses anus and then starts brutally fucking while it's lit
A- hey my man wanna firecracker later?
B- yes I'd love to firecracker ur tight little ass later;)
by Jack was here. January 20, 2017
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A fiery seductress, strong willed, romantic, passionate, sexy, confident, shy, beautiful, exciting, temptress
My red headed girlfriend whiskey, is a firecracker.
by mooncricket17 April 22, 2015
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