Princeton Fireplace

The act of warming up your penis with icy hot then inserting into a vagina.

She really loves a Princeton Fireplace in the heat of the moment!

by Carlos Cafe August 30, 2011

Spanish Fireplace

When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.

"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."

by goatrul3z March 13, 2010

ripped out fireplace

A Phrase that means after a hard sex session, the lady genitals look like a ripped out fireplace

Carol Smilie

by Phil Bowers September 12, 2003

rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

fileplanet

A site where you pay to download files you would get for free anyway at speeds rivaling the snail while they try to get you to watch their anime porn. God, what a bunch of fucks!

"I can only download this at fileplanet!?! WTF the last guy who went on there ended up broke, depressed, and stalking little girls..."

by Andrew Jerabek August 3, 2006

fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

fireplace insert

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community

That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.

by toyle bona December 31, 2009