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Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.
When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.
Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016
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Twisted Fister 

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Super Double Fister 

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.
Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.
A Fiasco and a disaster. See also "Gigli".
"Went to Joe's party last night. It was terrible...a downright Fiaster!"
Fiaster by Damien Noble July 20, 2006
One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist
Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!
Fister by wildcardman October 15, 2010
A branch of the Hipster genus which utilizes exercise, and healthy eating habits, at the expense of cigarettes, to maintain an emaciated figure. Fitsters are also known to consume locally grown foods, and expensive fruit smoothies at the end of a 20 mile bike ride or run.
Local fitsters, Charles and Diane questioned the effort of Wolf Parade's second album as they devoured the arugala and golden beet salads they awarded themselves with post work out.
Fitster by Tehbias May 17, 2010