Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist June 5, 2018

Five-finger love ring

Knuckledusters

Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.

Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.

Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.

Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!

Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.

Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)

Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...

by Doris M. Smith October 11, 2008

Fingerlocked

The typing-equivalent of tongue tied, in which you either can't think of the word or are too stunned to type what you wish.

Example 1:

Stephanie: I'm pregnant!

*5 minutes pass*
Stephanie: Hello?
You: Sorry. I was fingerlocked for a second.
Example 2:
Elizabeth: That was so...
Val: So what?
Elizabeth: Umm... that word.. Like rednecks and mustaches meaning evil people.
Val: ... Stereotypical?
Elizabeth: YES! God that was stupid of me.
Val: Way to get fingerlocked. xD

by CantThinkOfANameThatsNotTaken December 30, 2011

Fingertoes

The digits protruding from a raccoon’s paw.

Be careful when you’re camping. Stupid raccoons will try to use their creepy ass fingertoes to eat your eyeballs while you sleep.

by Cannotstandraccoons December 22, 2021

Fingertoes

Found mostly on stupid raccoons, but definitely not limited to that animal.

That stupid raccoon tried to eat my eyeballs with its fingertoes.

by Cannotstandraccoons February 27, 2023

Fingerlock

When you want to press a key/keys on your keyboard but your brain doesn’t let you, therefore making you hesitate to press the key for a few seconds. Typically happens when you have nerves, in an obby game called Juke’s Towers of Hell.

I’m fingerlocking on the 3rd jump of 6 on ToVH, this headhitter makes me fingerlock so hard.
This shift-flick on 12 of CoIV really annoyed me because it caused me to fingerlock, leading me to fall.

by FingerlocKING March 11, 2024

FingerHole

The nickname of a town in Ontario Canada called Ingersoll.

Eh Lets Go To Fingerhole Eh?

by Ɔɐɯǝɹou March 14, 2024