A fingerman

Someone who fingers every male asshole he/she sees

"did you know Kevin's a fingerman?"

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

fingernail

A sharp pointy object located at the end of a finger. (In some cases, there have been reports of the stated object appearing at the end of toes. However, this statement cannot be confirmed as there is currently no proof of the named existence.) Often very sharp, the above substance can be used as a weapon. (Said cases HAVE been reported.) If you find yourself growing these strange objects, please note that yearly trimming should be practiced for your own safety, lest you dig them into your own flesh by mistake. Usually, pain follows. However, this cannot be confirmed either, as no real cases have been reported of this strange action.

Security Guard: "I'm sorry, young lady, but I'm afraid you cannot board the plane. Please remove those uncontrollable weapons from your hands immediately before boarding."

by Grella June 6, 2005

fingerdemolisher

He's so COOL AND KIND , he has a great content and he makes people laugh :p
Also he's so pretty !

Do you know fingerdemolisher?
No , who is that ?

Hm nvm sorry !
Sorry for what ?
FOR PUTTING DEEZ NUTZ IN U MOUTH
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WTF AM I DOING GOLD NIGHT

by ily/p June 13, 2021

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 26, 2003

Fingerasm

this is what happens when your fingers do not listen to your brain when you try to type words on msn, resulting in several typeing mistakes called "typos." It can appear as if your fingers have just spasmed, that is why it is called fingerasms

- brenna(: says:

LAMO soo much fun lats nihgt at taht aewsoemst ptary evre

јέѕѕіċẵ says:

ahaha wowww

- brenna(: says:

typios damn
ahh more typojs
typos*
lmao soo much fun last night at that awesomest party ever
there finally, stupid fingerasm i had there

by x0bren0x May 20, 2010

fingerjazz

During a handshake or hug, to move your fingers around a lot, like you're playing a trumpet.

Also an innuendo for masturbation

Kevin: How's it going?
Handshake with finger movement
Stephen: Whoa, easy on the fingerjazzing.

Kevin had his door locked late at night because he was fingerjazzing.

by nmjohn July 27, 2008

fingernail

The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.

My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.

by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007