Fingerish

The mental state of acute focus on the qualities, or lack thereof, of any female present in the immediate vicinity. Typically, said focus is directed towards the breasts, buttocks, and facial features of the females at hand, and bares little to no interest in the personality of the female of interest. Said focus will not have any concern for any form of standards of attractiveness, and as such, any and all females present will be included. A state of "fingerishness" may or may not include the influence of alcohol, and as such, cannot be attributed to beer googles, but rather to the exceptionally low personal standards of the person said to be "fingerish".

Yeah, I know....she was absolutely disgusting. Five foot-two inches, 320 pounds with a lazy eye and a multiple knife wounds; not mention she smelled of rotten catfish and cheap whiskey. He still can't stop checkin' her out and he's not even drinking....my boy is feelin' awfully fingerish today.

by the grenade dropper May 2, 2011

Finger Dash

The act of quickly itching your butthole in public.

"Am I the only one who saw the priest keep doing the finger dash while giving communion?".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Figerdasher

One who works closely with Fig fruit. (Ficus carica) The great philosopher Isaac Newton was a well renowned figerdasher, some might say.

Source JC

Isaac is this towns best figerdasher. His fig cookies are so tasty.

by Mercury Man June 9, 2023

fingershima

The next level after a fingerblitz, jam your four fingers in her vagina and then do the same with the other hand and repeat this until she squirtsplodes.

Jiimy had to call Chez to make sure he didn't tear her in half after the intense fingershima he gave her

by Shitlips_420 April 15, 2022

Fingergasm

In a non sexual way, a joy or relaxing sensation in your fingers due to skin peeling or blisters. In a sexual way, a rewarding start to foreplay for a man or woman.

After weightlifting, Curt had a fingergasm after putting on lotion to heel his hands after a rough day at the gym.

by Curt Daddy January 14, 2008

fingershitting

The art of typing absolute bullshit in a forum or web discusion group. Where you cannot speak bullshit, but have to type it instead.

JD my land rover made it all the way around Baldhu without being towed out

SF mate I think you're fingershitting there

by captain chaos83 June 12, 2008

Fingerbast

Using your two fingers to rub your clit while fucking

He sucked at fucking I had to Fingerbast to get mine!

by ShayBird85 March 14, 2015