The ole fingerbag

The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much

Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!

by demonblaster March 14, 2009

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Fingerfail

When one's fingers do not do as they are wanted to do. The fingers will mess up and aggravate the person attached to them.

Person A:
Dude! Do you wanna see my togue piercing?

Person B:
A togue is a lake trout, and I'm pretty sure you didn't get that pierced. Did you mean to say "tongue?"

Person A:

Yeah, I meant tongue. I had a fingerfail.

by HolyRollerWithASpaceship February 10, 2010

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fingerfarts

cracking you knuckels.

fingerfarts are cool

by njskrtnghaet April 16, 2009

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Fingerlag

(Also known as flingerag) Rare phenomenon when the race-condition that occurs when your mind instructs your hands to type two words simultaneously, fails, thus embedding one word inside another.

Embedded word will always have letters in correct order, although they may or may not be bunched together.

Anyone claiming fingerlag when embedded word is out of order, just typod really badly and got pwn'd by their keyboard.

is fingerlag:
Oh! fshituck! I left my phone at the office!

is fingerlag:
I'm gonna fuckikillng you!

is fingerlag:
Flingerag.

is fingerlag:
dDrLaZco.

is NOT fingerlag:
FOUYCUK

by Solodolo May 9, 2009

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