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Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.
by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011
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Finale Stuff

Radio friendly term for cum, (usually male, but occasionally female). Coined by Lisa Way, radio personality from the Dave and Chuck the Freak show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
I hope the foot sniffer didn't finale stuff until he got home.

He was hard to catch, because he never left finale stuff behind for evidence.
by CherrySigler October 28, 2013
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finale stuff

Radio friendly term for male cum coined by Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101.1 WRIF radio in Detroit
I knew there was a creeper in my house when I found finale stuff all over my sheets.
by Van Halen Fan October 3, 2013
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Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!
by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015
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fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."
Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!
by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012
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Fiddledicking

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.
by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016
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Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.
Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.
by iNfONATION January 28, 2014
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