by BrianJ28 May 24, 2006
Get the flittered mug.Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.
Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!
by 320Tri December 11, 2010
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Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"
by Marco Dando October 30, 2008
Get the Filtered wee mug.That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.
Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the filthter mug.Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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by An_unhumanecreature April 9, 2022
Get the filthred mug.When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.
She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.
by Hannigramn January 2, 2017
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