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feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.
"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."
by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014
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feline maneuver

A slip, mistake, or unintentional move, followed through with confidence and panache as if it were intended all along. Cats are masters of this: a cat might leap and miss, then calmly look at you as if to say "Yeah, I meant to do that."
"What's the band doing? That's weird... and interesting!"
"I've never heard them play it that way before; maybe it's a feline maneuver."
"Think they'll do it that way on the CD?"
by Grinning Cat January 6, 2008
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Filipeepee

Edgy Filipino teens (and sometimes adults) that try to act cool on the internet by way of sadboi-ing or self-deprecating the Filipino race as a whole.

Typically brash, immature, and extremely toxic when confronted rationally when it comes to following community guidelines, the average Filipeepee would typically ignore an FB, Reddit, or any other social media platform group's rules and regulations (i.e international communities where they still insist on posting in their native tongue despite set rules).

Currently, there exists 4 (embarassing) variants of the Filipeepee namely 1.) "Edgy Memer Filipeepee",2.) "Reactor Filipeepee", 3.) "Bandwagon Filipeepee", and 4.) "Overtly Political Filipeepee".
"Stop being a Filipeepee, please!"
by Cherokeemon May 21, 2021
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Filnered

To be the victim of unwanted sexual advance by an elderly, creepy individual. Especially an advance that involves face licking.
She thought he was leaning in to listen to her and instead, he Filnered her. In disgust, she had to wipe the drool off her cheek with the back of her hand.
by Sandy Eggo August 25, 2013
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feline

Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".
Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.

Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?

Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!
by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
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'Feline Disrespect from Behind' refers to the act of a cat flying out of nowhere and straight into a person's rectum definitely signifying a lack of respect for the victim. It originated from a Japanese ad for "Bukkake" milk and shows an example of 'Engrish' at its best
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FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND!!!!!
by Digger Please March 20, 2007
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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