Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018

figitive

moving around to much...cant keep still

why you so figitive...keep still

by trucker b August 20, 2018

fiibit

The word used to mock someone before the recieve eternal damnation.

Ryuji: "Fiibit"
Larry: "Noooooooooo!"
*A large vortex opens in the ground beneath larry's feet as he gets sucked down into the underworld*

by Goopster November 2, 2004

Figital

adj: to fiddle incessantly with one’s digital device.

I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn’t put her iPhone down. She’s way too figital for me.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016

Shiggity Figgity

The stage at which one is extremely intoxicated but still having a great time. Before reaching black out!

I have had so much to drink and now with those last 2 shots i am shiggity Figgity. So glad i will remember this tomorrow.

by Raytac007 August 5, 2011

Higitus figitus

Magic words of power, used to get the attention of tiny elements of matter, before bending them to your will (assuaging them to your intention).

"Higitus - from Higinbottom (sounds very Brittish)
Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum - (like you are declining some Latin)"
-from "Music Magic: The Sherman Brothers" (2001)

"Higitus Figitus Zoomba Kazing
I want your attention, everything!"

"Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum
Presti-digi-toni-um!
We're Packing to Leave.
Come on, Lets Go.
Books are always First, you know."

by BigSimulationNRG April 18, 2020