faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

faffing

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006

faffing

Faffing: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

I wanted to go out and look at art cars but my campmates spent two hours faffing and I had to wait for them.

by 4wesom3 September 8, 2010

fliffing

when an animal scratches itself.

"oh look, the cat is fliffing."

by Chickadee_NickieNickie December 15, 2008

Fifaing

The act of playing FIFA.

What're you up to?

Just fifaing.

by forjamie August 24, 2009

Fniffing

A sexual practice of fingering following by finger sniffing. #fniffing

I had derek tied up in bed last night and he was desperate for some fniffing

by Djjojo May 18, 2019

FIFAing

The act of having sex whilst playing on FIFA.

Also 'FIFAed'

Good night?
Yeah, had a go at FIFAing!
Oh right, what's that?
Having sex whilst playing FIFA it's amazing.
Did you win?
Nah, couldn't hack it.

by LAD24 February 24, 2011