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fiddledick

Drilling a series of holes in your penis in order to play the fiddle with it
I was so bored yesterday and i carved me up a fiddledick with my pocketknife
by Digging8inchesdeep December 7, 2006
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Fiddledicked

Fiddledicked is when you get turned around and get sucked off very very painfully, all the while the person who is sucking you off's homies start beating the shit out of you.
Guys, get ready, we're about to Fiddledicked that bitch real hard.
by Biggfoot=Furry November 20, 2018
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fiddlediggle

the act of waking up immediately masturbating and aiming the jizz into ur hair to then use as hair gel for the day
danister: how did you get your hair to look like that?
lilipus: just fiddlediggle
by danisterrrrrr October 27, 2022
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fiddlewitted

An adjective for somebody who cannot comprehend what just happened; greatly surprised or confused. This term likely derives itself from the offensive stereotype that people who play or listen to fiddles, mostly country or folk artists and fans, aren't very smart. With that, it can also mean that the person this word describes is stupid.
With the awful things the speaker said, the entire audience, including ourselves, were fiddlewitted.
by Bob Cooper Jr. July 17, 2023
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Fiddledinger

'Yo, what'd you get with your pizza?'
"Some Fiddledinger."
by brrtenshire April 25, 2024
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fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.
Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.
by QuacksO August 3, 2025
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Fiddledinks

Fiddledinks banned me
by deth2you August 24, 2025
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