factory of sadness

The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.

You are a Factory of Sadness

by gregb#3 January 6, 2012

Buggerance Factor

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.

That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.

by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019

The Y Factor

Showing your or someone elses feelings by the amount of ys at the end of a "hey" in a text message. (Also works with okay and why.)

1 y- Normal
2 ys- Friends
3 ys- I really like you
4 ys- Let's fuck
5+ ys- I'm drunk

The Y Factor

1 y- Hey Bob

2 ys- Heyy Jack, whats's up?

3 ys- Heyyy, you :)

4 ys- Heyyyy Bill, you feel like spending some time together tonight?

5+ ys- Heyyyyyy bro im like so wasteds right now

by Sir Monk 96 January 12, 2013

Factorio

A drug that will slowly draw you in and wreak havoc upon your very sanity in an endless quest to automate and perfect your setups. Its mere presence appears to have the power to distort time. Be prepared to lose your soul, mind, and virginity to this game. It will take everything you own and ruin your family and life. But it will be worth it. Because you just hit 1K SPM at 60FPS/UPS

“You still have a chance at quitting Factorio if you get out before green science.” - some reddit guy

by Darkslayer85 December 20, 2017

Fictophilia

Desire, sexual attraction, or intense feelings of love towards a fictional character, similar in strength and application of those felt towards real people.

Fictophiles rare experience fictophilia exclusively while being unable to connect with real people, but often fictophilic desires persist even when the person is in a serious real life relationship.

After realising she judged every relationship by how much like Hermione Granger her girlfriends were, Jane came to suspect she might meet the criteria for fictophilia.

He was so in love with Dean Winchester, he knew it was fictophilic.

by JustJasper December 17, 2010

Pulp Fiction Date

A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.

"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."

by MrTheNick January 29, 2010

Factory Dog

A member of the species 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. They evolved from an ancestral factory where they inbred, and they could not breed with other dogs (peripatetic speciation). Mainly, factory dogs cannot aim or hit what he is trying to.

Person 1: *Can't hit his shots*
Person 2: Oh my god, you are the biggest factory dog ever.

by Doctor McAvoy Jr III February 15, 2022