Fiento

The most fucked up thing you can say to another person. Consist's of everything vulgur combined into one. Aka thee ultimate insult.

Fiento.

by MT. God September 1, 2003

fantods

A state of nervous excitement.

But by and by, sure enough, I catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. I went for it, cautious and slow. By and by I was close enough to have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. It most give me the fantods. --Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn

by Chuck kuhlman July 6, 2006

Fantom Poo

a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.

When you have a slippy poo (Fantom Poo) and it goes down the pipe on its own

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

Howling Fantods

A stage 4 case of the heebie jeebies.

Realizing that, after all this time, as I approach the end of this 981 page novel with 97 pages of footnotes, as much as I have loved every run-on sentence and obscure pharmacological reference I still cannot coherently answer the frequently-asked and painfully-simple airplane-seatmate question "what's it about?" has giving me a serious case of the howling fantods.

by rgoogin May 4, 2010

fantology

ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.

The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.

by Mike May 30, 2008

fanto

A leaf in which to smoke weed.

I had some haze rolled up in fanto.

by YungPrez August 16, 2010

Finton

Finton is a Straight up boss! Aint nobody want to mess with a Finton. The base of banter, the founder of swag and has a high level of expertise when it comes to the bedroom.

You don't know Finton? HA! Good joke.

by Gay Curious George November 12, 2014