fantods 

A state of nervous excitement.

But by and by, sure enough, I catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. I went for it, cautious and slow. By and by I was close enough to have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. It most give me the fantods. --Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn

fantods by Chuck kuhlman July 6, 2006

fantods 

An inexplicable state of irritability or agitation.

"Man, normally I'da been cool with that shit my gal pulled, but damn if I didn't have the fantods somethin' fierce."

"Don't fuck with me today, I've got the fuckin' fantods."

"I put my fist through the wall for no good reason, gotta be the fantods."

fantods by Arsefacer July 20, 2007

Howling Fantods

A stage 4 case of the heebie jeebies.

Realizing that, after all this time, as I approach the end of this 981 page novel with 97 pages of footnotes, as much as I have loved every run-on sentence and obscure pharmacological reference I still cannot coherently answer the frequently-asked and painfully-simple airplane-seatmate question "what's it about?" has giving me a serious case of the howling fantods.

Howling Fantods by rgoogin May 4, 2010

Fantoosh 

A word used mainly by Scottish people to show their extreme pleasure. Can be used for anything, but it's main use is when talking about lusting after male celebs.

That Kit Harington is totally fantoosh! I'd totally ride him.

Fantoosh by fishcake71 January 22, 2012

FANTOOSH WANNABE 

A person who is pretentious, self centered and will do anything in the pursuit of fame as they feel they have a god given right to be famous, even though they have no discernible talent to speak off!

that Liam Halewood is such a fantoosh wannabe.

FANTOOSH WANNABE by sawrkie August 4, 2016

fantod 

An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.

"Don't have a fantod...."

fantod by Smocko November 6, 2004

fantoosh 

A word used to describe a womans genital area which draws a fine line between cunt and flower

Your fantoosh is giving off a fishy odour
I had to go and let the gyno see my fantoosh

fantoosh by Becca22 May 23, 2007