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But by and by, sure enough, I catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. I went for it, cautious and slow. By and by I was close enough to have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. It most give me the fantods. --Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn

fantods by Chuck kuhlman July 6, 2006

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fantods

An inexplicable state of irritability or agitation.

"Man, normally I'da been cool with that shit my gal pulled, but damn if I didn't have the fantods somethin' fierce."

"Don't fuck with me today, I've got the fuckin' fantods."

"I put my fist through the wall for no good reason, gotta be the fantods."

fantods by Arsefacer July 20, 2007

Related Words

Howling Fantods • fantod • fantoosh • FANTOOSH WANNABE

Howling Fantods

A stage 4 case of the heebie jeebies.

Realizing that, after all this time, as I approach the end of this 981 page novel with 97 pages of footnotes, as much as I have loved every run-on sentence and obscure pharmacological reference I still cannot coherently answer the frequently-asked and painfully-simple airplane-seatmate question "what's it about?" has giving me a serious case of the howling fantods.

Howling Fantods by rgoogin May 4, 2010

Fantoosh

A word used mainly by Scottish people to show their extreme pleasure. Can be used for anything, but it's main use is when talking about lusting after male celebs.

That Kit Harington is totally fantoosh! I'd totally ride him.

Fantoosh by fishcake71 January 22, 2012

FANTOOSH WANNABE

A person who is pretentious, self centered and will do anything in the pursuit of fame as they feel they have a god given right to be famous, even though they have no discernible talent to speak off!

that Liam Halewood is such a fantoosh wannabe.

FANTOOSH WANNABE by sawrkie August 4, 2016

fantod

An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.

"Don't have a fantod...."

fantod by Smocko November 6, 2004

fantoosh

A word used to describe a womans genital area which draws a fine line between cunt and flower

Your fantoosh is giving off a fishy odour
I had to go and let the gyno see my fantoosh

fantoosh by Becca22 May 23, 2007

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026