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fucking assjhole bitch

ethan: hey shawty baeee <3333

female: you are such a fucking assjhole bitch
by Coronatime.com/yourdad February 10, 2021
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Monkey Fucking

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
by AKACroatalin March 28, 2015
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Fucking Mint

It’s like saying “Fucking cool” But instead you use “mint” mint is used because it’s supposed to make your mouth “cool”

“Fucking mint” is used when you’re in a not so good situation
When your sitting down using the restroom and you forget that there’s no more toilet paper

“Fucking mint”
by Seven eight nine September 27, 2019
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I want to fucking die

Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away
I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it
by kuykee11 February 11, 2019
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Fucking Slayer

The way Slayer fans call their favorite band.
Q: Metallica or Megadeth?
Slayer fan: FUCKING SLAYER!!!
by vejtics November 19, 2016
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Fucking Trevor

What Hardin Scott calls his girlfriend, Tessa's, coworker named Trevor due to jealousy. Pronounced as "Fooking" Trevor because of his British accent.

Fucking Trevor will be played by the one and only Dylan Sprouse in the upcoming After We Collided movie.
Hardin: Hey baby, how was work at Vance today?

Tessa: It was nice. I was able to get a break and went out to eat lunch with Trevor.

Hardin: Fucking Trevor...
by im a hoe for u August 19, 2019
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Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
by Clauris April 7, 2020
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